The Horny Housewife

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Society & Culture #134, Relationships #20

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcastFOLLOW MEIG- @THHpodTik Tok @THHpodcastAsk Anon:www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. //Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.comThe Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

231. wet dreams, cell phone snooping & auditing your sex life
Apr 21, 2025 – 01:13:08
230. Increasing Confidence in the Bedroom; Less Thinky More Kinky
Apr 14, 2025 – 01:00:08
229. A womans intuition, defining a quickie & my religious upbringing
Apr 7, 2025 – 01:25:06
228. If I Could Change My Spouse…..
Mar 31, 2025 – 54:47
227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage!
Mar 24, 2025 – 01:17:43
226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages
Mar 17, 2025 – 01:35:30
225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!
Mar 10, 2025 – 01:00:55
224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy
Mar 3, 2025 – 01:21:40
223. legal brothels, mismatched libido & what gets YOU off!
Feb 24, 2025 – 54:58
222. Perimenopause; going from sexually numb to AWAKENED ft. Marcella Hill
Feb 17, 2025 – 01:38:01
221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters
Feb 10, 2025 – 01:16:22
220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR
Feb 3, 2025 – 01:03:15
219- Herpes, SSRI's & Why Your Spouse has the ICK
Jan 27, 2025 – 01:30:26
218. Defining "Horny Housewife" & Finding the Energy for Sex
Jan 20, 2025 – 01:07:46
217. Optimizing Foreplay & Ass Play for Beginners
Jan 13, 2025 – 01:06:44
216. When your spouse's fantasy ruins your marriage & nipple play 101
Jan 6, 2025 – 01:19:49
215: Reigniting a lost spark in marriage, the point of therapy and New Years, New Lovers.
Dec 30, 2024 – 50:21
214. Top 10 Sex Trends for 2025 with Susan Bratton
Dec 23, 2024 – 01:24:20
213. lubricating your toys, colleagues crossing the line & finger stimulating her g-spot; how to.
Dec 16, 2024 – 01:10:24
212-post partum sex, opposite sex friendships & slime fetish's
Dec 9, 2024 – 57:09
211: autopilot orgasm, why women wear lingerie, quiet infidelity & cheater stats
Dec 2, 2024 – 01:09:24
210. #1 thing couples fight about, sharing your fantasy & why women wear lingerie
Nov 25, 2024 – 01:06:53
209. A wife who wants to touch herself, how to: stop feeling needy & tips to rebuilding damaged relationships
Nov 18, 2024 – 01:04:25
208. Dry Puss Probs, Aging decreasing libido & a threesome w/her bestie
Nov 11, 2024 – 50:50
207. Che Durena- tour pu$$y, mommy issues & why you should say "thank you" in bed
Nov 4, 2024 – 01:27:26
206- no orgasm no problem & How To: increasing sexual confidence
Oct 28, 2024 – 53:44
205- sharing your porn history, foot fetish's, & tapping into your feminine energy ft. Dr. Christina Jerger
Oct 21, 2024 – 57:24
204- viagra dependent, fluctuating sex drive & the correct way to propose
Oct 14, 2024 – 01:00:36
203- how long should good sex take & when your spouse starts "letting themselves go"
Oct 7, 2024 – 59:55
202- shit talking spouses, edging not working, xxxl vaginas & porn posing problems.
Sep 30, 2024 – 50:39
201-stimulating the male g-spot, armpit hair, hemorrhoids & habitual porn use
Sep 23, 2024 – 55:48
200- praise kinks, dirty story-telling & premature ejaculation
Sep 16, 2024 – 01:01:58
199- Wives who wont swallow, when adding a third backfires & Men; 5 tips to make her BEG for you in bed!
Sep 9, 2024 – 01:00:33
198- peeing after sex, social media's message to couples & traditional masculinity
Sep 2, 2024 – 01:02:16
197- erotica vs porn, cell phones destroying your marriage & happy, naked, fun time ft. Dr. Jen Gunsaullus
Aug 26, 2024 – 01:15:05
196- assessing your porn use, increasing load size & the hottest things women do in bed,
Aug 19, 2024 – 56:17
195- my spouse is'nt my best friend, a tickilish cl!t & Men; the hottest things to do in bed.
Aug 12, 2024 – 51:56
194- Habits that are Killing Your Sex Life
Aug 5, 2024 – 51:54
193- textual cheating, ADHD and hyper-sexuality and ED in young men.
Jul 29, 2024 – 55:12
192-Intensify your orgasms, exploring the prostate & make out with your wife!
Jul 22, 2024 – 57:35
191- How to make him want me again, Too young for vanilla sex & Sensory Play; Flogging
Jul 15, 2024 – 59:58
190- BJ vs Sex, Do Women or Men Age Better & Painful Sex Probs
Jul 8, 2024 – 54:39
189- faking orgasms, a beginners guide to anal beads & 5 tips to achieve a G-Spot Orgasm
Jul 1, 2024 – 56:56
188- emotional affairs, keeping your wife horny & Q&A; the listeners ask ME =)
Jun 24, 2024 – 01:08:54
187- Cuckquean roleplay, a bi-curious husband & breeding confidence in your woman.
Jun 17, 2024 – 45:55
186- post nut clarity, a voyeur fantasy & the listeners tell all; "my type."
Jun 10, 2024 – 58:36
185- the lack of blowjobs, cum fetish's & astrology in the bedroom ft. Stefanie Iris Weiss
Jun 3, 2024 – 01:00:54
184- delayed ejaculation, a poly couple with opposing "taste", & what ACTUALLY turns women on!
May 27, 2024 – 01:02:55
183- Does Distance Make the Sex Hotter or Out of Sight Out of Mind?
May 20, 2024 – 51:52
182- Anorgasmia, Sex-less Marriages and How To; Nipple Play
May 13, 2024 – 49:19

Recent Reviews

2muchgarbage?

Refreshing!

This 63 year old man can still learn a few things from a much younger person. Sex, relationships, and real life struggles. Thank you from me and my wife of 43 years!
F First 🤍

Love THH!!!

My husband found this podcast and sent me an episode! I absolutely love Jordyn and her raw real content!! Mondays are my new favorite day!
muffinloaf20

Great Podcast

I started this podcast two years ago. It’s a weekly listen. When I started this podcast I thought I was a grade A lover. Actually I was a grade C lover. This podcast has taught me much. Two years ago my wife and I (married 17 years) were having sex once a month. We have both got in shape, we both take testosterone, we date weekly and talk. We now have sex twice a week. Our sex life is best it’s ever been. Jordyn Hakes is like a sister who will tell you like it is.
House_Husband

She’s on Fire!!

Episode 222 showed up on my page and I was hooked 5 minutes in. Been doing a deep dive from the beginning episodes and I can’t stop listening. And BTW Jordyn, the early episodes are Fire!! Just hit 2023 and going strong.
ABCHOMECARE

Absolutely love!

I love this podcast and I love Jordyn and how authentic she is, her candid banter is exactly what it sounds like in my head 😂 I love the advice and when she does have guests they’re very intentional. My favorite love and relationships podcast hands down
Fancy1974

Hey girl hey!

I’m a 50 year old woman. Been divorced for 24 years. Lately staying single because there aren’t great options out there! Any who…. Love your show and listen faithfully! Keep up the Lords work! Lol You’re killing it little sis :)
DirtyPop911911

Not what it was

The first 50 or so episodes were outstanding! After that however the show has taken a different direction and it listener questions only. I wish she’d circle back around and do the shows based around specific topics again or maybe even around the polls she takes. It’s just falling into another cookie cutter one hour podcast that has 15 minutes or more of ads.
FLTHHFAN

Big Sis

Jordyn is the big sister every guy needed. She’s open, honest, not afraid to do the research or admit when she doesn’t know something. She provides opinions on a level that the common person can relate to not a lecture from a doctor. Listening to her podcast is like having a conversation with a friend. She’s also always willing to provide help when she’s asked a question.
tdintino75

So good

Fun, informative and entertaining
Happilymarriedwife

She’s the best!

Jordyn has a way of answering questions that doesn’t make you feel dumb. She’s expanded my knowledge on sex things and probably has improved our sex life! I look forward to Mondays because of her!
who/nose

Disorganized, unfocused rambling

This podcast could benefit from some planning and outlining and staying on track, for the listener’s sake. Sometimes there’s valuable content but it’s challenging to listen to someone freewheeling then transitioning into sponsors without any structure or discipline.
RaTr85

Trying to be Call Her Daddy

Please stop the singing. You are not Alex Cooper.
Micheal Blueth

Lame

She’s talks like a high school girl.
Timmy Thunder Fingers

Depth, Breadth & Growth

My favorite part is how surprising each episode is. Unexpected moments abound in every segment, whether stream of consciousness ranting monologues or closely tailored interviews with all-around interesting folk. Today’s episode was a huge shift into high gear 🏁
Jerboy73

Jordy Crush

She is helping so many people including me in a fun entertaining way and is the epitome of who I’m looking for in a relationship after a 20 + year marriage. How do find someone who is of like mind?
Cbird1372

Amazing!!

I am 53 years old and I’m having the best sex of my life. I can attribute this to many factors. One in particular is listening to Jordy’s podcast. It is down to earth, fun, and extremely well done. She is like the sister I never had with her no nonsense advice. Do yourself a major favor and give her a listen. You will not regret it one bit!!
Insane Trainer

Fun and informative

Jordyn is the little sister I’ve always wanted! Although I don’t agree with her 100% of the time, her takes on various relationship issues give me another perspective to think about. Always entertaining, always honest. Keep it up!
Alhunt22

Rude.

Host was butt hurt because I asked if she could add time stamps.. acting like it was the craziest concept she’s ever heard.. even though all the other podcasts I listen to have them. She said I’m not smart enough to figure out how to skip ahead to the spot I’m trying to be at, & that I’m lazy.. so according to her I’m a lazy idiot. 😂 Seems like a pretty extreme response to a very standard question. Obviously I won’t be listening anymore, but just warning everyone that this is how she treats her listeners to try to get an easy laugh from people who watch her stories.
anthonydavisinc

A+ podcast

In a big sea of sex and relationship podcast, this has become my favorite. Jordyn is awesome! Very educational, very practical advice that works and extremely funny!
fernf79

Love my THH Pod!

One of the best Adult oriented relationship podcast. I listen weekly and also listen with my wife. We either get some great new advice about various topics or confirms things we are already doing in our relationship that we thought was just us. Thanks Jordyn! Keep it up
honkiecat

#1 podcast, hands down!

I LOVEEEE listening to THH podcast! Jordyn is sooo freaking funny + entertaining but delivers such valuable insight!!! She makes you feel less judged + less weird (for lack of a better word) + normalizes even the most taboo of topics! I love all of the sex positive talk + am so grateful to have stumbled across your podcast! I’m always looking forward to the next episode!! 👌🏼🫰🏼🤌🏼
Dave HUBBY

Time well spent

Love listening to THH she is quirky and adorable while being laser direct! I especially like listening to her with my wife …. After 4 decades of wonderful togetherness this podcast is making it even hotter in my house and I would not have thought that possible!
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Nothing but love !

Girl you got me hooked from episode one 👹
DiamondAl007

One of the most honest podcasts ever!

I am a bit overdue in writing this review, as I fell in love with the podcast the first time I started listening - which was a year ago. I have been a faithful listener ever since. Jordyn is a fantastic speaker and if you enjoy streams of consciousness she will appeal to you (isn't that right Todd? Whose Todd anyway? Wait. It's just name, it could be Bill). She is darn entertaining and has a great sense of humor. Jordyn is so honest. She calls is like shes it and is the epitomy of "what you hear is what you get". She will give you her best opinion and will ground it in whether she is speaking from the heart, the mind or from a pace of educated knowledge. Take it or leave it, it's always your choice. She and her podcast are a bundle of fun energy, with a wide variety of topics. Here's five stars to "Jordycakes"! Keep the podcasts coming!
107.7 cool

Thanks

Enjoy the show very much. It has been very helpful.
DouKrem

Honest and hilarious

Jordyn must be as messed up as I am. This is the most honest and hilarious show in its category. I learn things and laugh heavily every episode.
Jeff CaptainFPV

Fun, but be careful or you might learn something

She's honest and has walked on both sides of the tracks, so don't ask if you can't stand honesty.
seadoo5150

Fun and informative

Jordyn is down to earth and gives great insight into the mind of a sexy lady Always enjoy listening to her podcast
gbaby2308

Yessssss

I love this podcast it gives you a little insight on everything from sex to learning your partner, everything . Keep it going, I’m listening!!!
Martin Dreadnought

Fun and knowledgeable

Mixing fun with great insight in to marital relationships, Jordyn is always a good listen. Not formally educated in sex counseling she nevertheless through research, experience and an intuitive knowledge of how men and woman think, she provides good info. Never miss an episode.
Tom C - Chicago

A lot of fun and hot

I’m 6 episodes in and loving it. Just started from the beginning and this is great advice, fun to listen to and just hot. I think I’m going to listen to all 187 episodes 😭
BodybuildingNerdsRadio

Great show :)

Jordan is great :) …she makes me nervous, and she makes my brown face blush, and I can’t help but feel like a complete sexual loser when I listen to her, BUT, really great show! :)
Kreal1

Ep 181

Great episode, always has great insight on LTR. Nice to learn something new.
Mantequila12

True and Authentic

1st, you always have good interesting, creative content. 2. You are always your true, authentic self. No acting here, just giving your truthful opinion from either, experience, or research. Keep doing you. Thank you,
vgcghb5f

Great Show!

Very informative and great content. She is also funny as well.
zztapper

Homestarrunner

Trogdor burninate!!!!
PdidsCA

Entertaining and Informative

I never write reviews and honestly don’t like writing in any way. But and not butt, my wife and I love the podcast, you are my fav host and I hope you continue to create content and share not only your research and personal experiences with us but continue to be an amazingly authentic voice in this space! Wish you all the success and glad we found you!
Msambercomer

So fun!!!

Love Jordy! She’s so funny, cute, and relatable! So much good info!! Has changed my sex life for the better!! Highly recommend for men and women!
Archibald9

A let down

Was looking forward to this podcast — I have no sexual hang-ups, swearing doesn’t bother me, I’m down for talking about all this stuff. But I listened for about 26 minutes on my way to work and just couldn’t get past the droning (was she high?) and the way she sometimes speaks with lilting accentuations — I don’t know if it’s a “Valley Girl” schtick or what. But the 26 minutes I listened (my commute is 45 minutes, btw), it was alllllll about complaining about her cold, her son’s desire to play football AND baseball, and her passive-aggressive hatred for her last 1-star reviewer. Oh, and shameless plugs for her sponsors: boner pills and lubricant. Only right before switched it off did she start getting into some actually sex talk, but by then her vapid insights had left me wondering why I’d wasted my time to begin with. *sigh*
ben06292018

Great for growing your relationship

Spicy content with great context. Lots or great recommendations to other resources too. Really has been a game changer in how I have been approaching my significant other.
Chase McFace

Educational and entertaining

Don’t judge it by the title! This is a great show with lots of great info, listener questions and amazing guests. The host is funny, too. It’s like hanging out with a friend.
Ghhghhhhhhhhhgggggh

Ow yeah to hard to talk

Your show makes my 19in destroyer hard as can be
gauc1

Love it!

You absolutely have to love the open and creative approach to address the elephant (s) in the room! Thanks for the insight and education and the way you lay out the message! You keep up the good work so I can keep (it) up the good work!
MellyG91

Can we be real life besties plz?!

I’ve been straight up BINGING your show for 3 days now. I love it. I’m engaged, been together 3 years, most things are great for us but we have some things we struggle with in the sexual areas of our relationship. This has been helpful in many ways to open my eyes, or his, to give me a different perspective on things, or just to hear someone’s else’s personal opinion! Thanks for making this possible, and hope you keep it up for a long time!
RedHottie35

My Favorite Podcast

I look forward to Mondays new episodes. I love Jordyn’s perspective. I found her podcast when my marriage was not going well. Hearing her say some of the things I had heard my husband say in the past really opened my eyes. Some of the topics she has covered have exponentially improved our sex life. Jordyn, keep up the good work!! I absolutely love your show and tell my friends about it! My husband encourages me to share your show with his friends wives. He brags how much “less predictable” I am. Thank you for talking about what you do.
Jlbrass89!

Amazing

Always good advice and a laugh to go with it! Love this podcast
EparkPat

Very entertaining

The conversations and topics are so relatable and real!
Jupitersthong

From a single 22 year old w/ no children

This is a really gooood podcast , I love that Jordyn started doing Wednesday quickies ! Shorter versions for a quick commute or if you have 30 mins or less to spare. Her voice is so soothing , the topics/ listeners questions are something you won’t find anywhere else ! If you are not listening , you better start listening.
Aaron95747

171 great insight and recommendations

Provided lots of good advice I could have used years ago with my ex wife. Impressed with the content and thoughtful discussions. Quickies are a great addition. Love the Podcast
MichaelMurphy313

Honest, Educational, Funny Sex Talk

Jordyn a/k/a The Horny Housewife talks about the most intimate subjects in a way that takes away the embarrassment and shame that usually accompanies these topics. She is smart, open, honest, funny, non-judgmental and has no biases other than a sincere desire to help committed couples improve their sex lives. Her advice is a unique combination of no-nonsense and common sense, and she treats all of her listeners’ and their questions with dignity and respect while calling them out (gently) on their B.S. when necessary. She is an excellent interviewer and actually listens to her guests which make her interviews a pleasure to listen to. My spouse and I listen together each week and always learn something new. I highly recommend!