The best podcast of life. Full stop. Thank you Lindy and Megan for making us laugh each week!!

If you believe all worms are snakes, this is the podcast for you 🪱

Gentle chaos- my favorite kind. 💕

I’m so grateful to have this hilarious duo in my feed. They remind me of laughing uncontrollably with my BFFs who are far away. These two remind me that we can have joy even as the world explodes.

These podcast eps are so funny. Love you guys!

Best podcast for when you want to hear about the ups and downs of life!

This show is a delight and so hilarious. As someone who used to live in both Seattle and DC, I love that Meagan and Lindy make me miss both places.

My favorite podcast!

good for husbands too!

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Lindy and Megan make my mom and I laugh sooooo hard!! Best pod ever🫶🏼🫶🏼

Truly addicted to this podcast. Something about it just scratches an itch in my soul, and I love it. I laugh every episode and look forward to every release. So entertaining in a way I can’t explain, I have only the purest form of love for this show

Comfort listening at its finest. Despite having my own friends (wow, humblebrag) I adore getting swept into the sweet, cupped hands of Meagan and Lindy’s cinematic universe. They let you in- and it feels tender and special, and funny and important. What good timing to have found such a podcast! ‘Cause you know, life is grim under such a soggy-nugget-dictator, and while no single piece of creativity is the sole antidote for such bleakness, if I stack this with other art, and humor, and books, and dogs- well, the gloom becomes more manageable. It took less than one half of an episode to cruise over to Patreon and add these two to my lil collection of makers I love to support. XO

I only recently fell in love with Lindy and Meagan and am so happy I have a whole archive to go through! Their segment on Nepo babies took me out and I never want to get back up. I love their ‘flimflams’, ‘hoodwinks’, and ‘bamboozles.’ Also, the way they can talk about heavy times with a light touch is nothing short of masterful. Thank you for existing

These two are a delight. The smart funny bantering frenz of my dreams. I love this podcast so much! And just the vibe I need right now in these bad bad very bad times.

This is my weekly comfort listen. I love Lindy and Meagan’s friendship so much and could listen to them be silly all day long. They also give genuine advice and make me feel sane during these insane political times!

I love spending an hour with these two. I laugh and I also learn 🧡

Current events have put me off a lot of my normal pods but never Text Me Back! They are deftly weaving between the absolute chaos of the current administration and unbridled goofiness and that's exactly what I need right now. So funny!!

I feel like I’m listening to my friends when I’m listening. Found them from their extremely hilarious guest spot on Normal Gossip and was hooked. Never have a laughed so hard at a podcast. Highly recommend the field reporting episode with Lindy on the train, or any of the episodes where they talk about LOTR. Keep em coming!

Love you both so much! I love the pod so much! Would love it if there could be an annual membership on the Patreon instead of just monthly. Thank you for considering 💕

Every day I wake up. And I’m like, “is it Thursday?” And when it’s not Thursday, I’m like, wommmmp. Because Thursdays bring with them the incredible ease and laughter of these two besties. No day compares to the day I get to listen to text me back. These two are my role models, my parasocial big sisters, and they just be making me laugh. Meagan and Lindy, if you’re reading this… ily guys <3 everybody else…. GO LISTEN BABEEEE

Get ready to giggle! My favorite podcast these days. Just bestie banter

This podcast is my little bit of happiness every week! And then I get to debrief on it each weekend with my bestie. Perfection.

reliably makes me laugh

Even though I’ve been religiously listening to this since it’s Kayak Dad beginnings, I’m somehow just now rating it. The inspiration? The most inspired episode of a podcast I’ve ever heard in my entire life, featuring 90s child hip-hop group The Puppies. I’m not going to say anything else but this: it’s canon, and it will change your life. Listen!!!

and then Megan mentioned she worked at a Waldorf School. As a pre-K through 12th grade Waldorfer, I neeed to hear more about her time in the cult. Love the incisive comedy and rock-solid politics!

Amazing! Thank you for reminding me of the days of the Fred Meyer music section and sale bin.

I am silent scream laughing at dong exploder. Thank you for bringing so much weirdness to my podcast feed!

Lindy and Meagan are hilarious, witty, and brilliant. And as an Iowa native, I love how much they dislike Chuck Grassley. No other podcast I listen to has ever made me feel so heard about my feelings toward Chuck Grassley. Thank you. I was hooked from the first episode. Update after listening since the beginning: this podcast is still hilarious and wonderful. Also, it has had an exponential increase in rocking jingles/musical themes for the segments. A+

A bright spot in my week. The more deranged, the better 🖤

Do you enjoy fun, and silly gooses, and most importantly, pre loaded sound board noises? This is the show for you! I look forward to it every week and *this week* with the introduction of Segment Dong Explosion? I. Am. Obsessed.

My current fave podcast, to friends who know how to make each other laugh and bring us lucky listeners along for the ride.

Been singing that for the last two hours. I love this show so much

As a Garfield grad w/a BFF since our freshman year w/all the inside-friend-jokes & sayings … this is THE BEST podcast ever!

Can’t run and listen anymore. Five out of five kayak dads.

My only problem with text me back is it only comes out once a week and it’s so good that I hoard each episode for the moment I need to disassociate and giggle harder than I ever have (well since the last week). Lindy and Meagan are a true gift that we don’t deserve but thank lord (she) we have them! They have the correct and funniest opinions and best jingles I never knew I needed!

The best NBA and Doritos couture podcast you’ll find! Adore this show and its brilliant, hilarious BBW hosts! 😍🐍

If you like smart and unhinged humor, have I got a podcast for you!

Other than my mood stabilizing medication, this podcast is the only thing keeping me sane.

My favorite, favorite podcast. I don’t review podcasts but I’m reviewing this one. I love every episode. I literally laugh out loud more than once. Am I a 43 year old woman? Yes! Do I own a snake? My daughter sure does! Do I want to meet and befriend both Lindy and Meagan in real life? Only my most hoped for dream to come true (I’m in Seattle! Find me Lindy!!)

Lindy and Meagan are such a delight! Great mix of genuine insight alongside the sort of things you can only talk to your best friend about. This podcast is how I start every Thursday morning.

I love this podcast- thank you Lindy and Meagan for letting us all in on your friendship/inside jokes! The discord is amazing too because I get “social media” in a feel-good way.

The unfettered joy this podcast brings me will power me through the next four years. No pressure Meagan and Lindy!!!

I love this podcast. It’s like time traveling to High School without actually having to be in high school. The stories, inside jokes and insights are splendid. And they make me laugh until my eyes water every week.

Don’t litter, but DO LISTEN. This is my favorite pod by far, and makes me actually laugh out loud.

Truly delightful! This show is getting me through the absolute flaming garbage sandwich of life right now. Don’t ever stop, please!

Lindy and Meagan done done it again! Accolades!

Hilarious and witty banter with your parasocial BFFs Meagan and Lindy. Bring some joy to your day and listen.

I truly love this podcast and miss it when it's gone. I'd listen to it daily if Lindy and Meagan didn't have better things to do!

I love you guys- your pig jokes and your pig brains are simply magical. You provide me with the perfect balance of earnestness and absolute silly nonsense every week.