You two are keeping me sane in this insanity.. sometimes I listen to you twice so I can laugh again. Finally someone is saying what I’ve thought all along about this administration and the enablers. Thank you! Rate should be a frickin 10

Love you Ladies! Had to chuckle about your Air Fryer Rant! So, you don’t like air fryers? Do you also hate puppies and joy? Air fryers are basically just a more efficient, mini version of a convection oven. Both use a fan to circulate hot air leading to quicker cooking and crispy food. It actually helps support healthy eating. We’ll convert you to the Air fryer cult eventually. In the meantime stay funny and snappy ❤️❤️

I seriously love these ladies- started listening about a year and a half ago, and have gone back and listened to every single episode. They’ve kept me company through many cleaning days, writing essays, and avoiding small talk in crowded places. Love the Patreon cult- the ladies have built a community for many of us to turn to during trumps America. Blessica, mee-maw, kathy, fish boy, love you all. PS, show your dogs more, I would fly across the country to be a dog nanny btw

Oh yeah… my dead. Ding ding the witch is dead, mother in law, tried calling me Saigon love, as she turned her knife in my back!

Never been more annoyed or given up on trying a new pod so quickly. Would give zero stars if possible.

absolute legends

Just saw you on “The View” and only had time to listen to two episodes. You are both my kind of people. I will be BACK!

The hours I get to listen to these incredible women say everything I have been thinking and more is my weekly zen. I can not go into my local grocery store (filled with old white men and maga hats) with out these ladies playing in my head. I laugh out loud especially knowing that they have no idea that I am silently bashing them with my girls ❤️ THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! CAAAACAW!

As a fellow Oklahoman it is relief to know I am not alone in this current hellscape

I don’t know why all your negativity and complaining about Trump’s America makes me feel better. I can’t watch the news anymore because it depresses me but I’ll listen you anytime. Keep up the good fight!

We LOVE listening to you both!! You have us cracking up, constantly!! Because of you, we can laugh at the insanity of the orange’s administration.

Look forward to new podcasts every week . I have listened to your past shows over and over and still stomach laugh out loud and don’t care ! Keep speaking and spreading the obvious . We all love you both ❤️

shut up about trump

This podcast is how I’m planning to find more joy during these next 4 years. The cacaw opening is super annoying and almost made me shut down and stop listening, but if you can get past that ridiculous sound, this podcast is perfect for someone looking for company in airing petty grievances and finding community and sanity in an insane world.

Absolute left wing shills that think they posses intellectual intelligence…. They don’t. I’m guessing these are more paid shills by dem party thinking they can win over more past their prime females.

As a devoted connoisseur of petty grievances and a proud blue dot trying to survive in the deep red sea of Tennessee, discovering I’ve Had It felt like finding my long-lost people. My ever-growing “I’ve Had It List” of daily irritations that I keep archived in my Notes app has finally found the validation it deserves, thanks to Jen, Pumps, and Kiley. Whether it’s their shared distaste for societal absurdities or their unapologetic takedown of the Mango Mussolini and the Republican Party, this podcast is the serotonin boost I didn’t know I needed. And just when I think it can’t get any better, their incredible lineup of guests—equally hilarious, unfiltered, and delightfully fed up—keeps the hits coming. Thank you for making me feel seen, heard, and most importantly—validated.

For those of you who are among the Gen Z listening body and are looking for a new outlet to express such youthful and unbridled bitterness, look no further. I was put onto this podcast by my Gen X mother. After scoffing at the idea that we would listen to the same podcasts, I decided to give it a few episodes. Ever since that November 2022 episode where these tired old hags raved about “Men who skirt the system,” I have become a fully indoctrinated Patreon cult member who lingers on every word these ladies have to say. I am now fully addicted to the content these two broads churn out every Tuesday and Thursday and we can’t get enough. Honestly, if I could give this podcast the 7 stars that Starbucks is haggling its customers for, I would give them all of the stars. Blessica manages to say what we’re all feeling with a few new vocabulary words sprinkled into every new episode. Seeing the growth mindedness of Pumps as she evolves into the most committed pet owner has truly been “a journey.” So, if you’re an old soul like me and could write down enough petty grievances at the ripe age of 23 to fill an entire encyclopedia of an annoyances complete with footnotes on why slow walkers and loud eaters are ruining society, then you will find everything you’re looking for in these Tuesday /Thursday vent sessions. These women usher in the anthem of a new generation with an astounding CAW-CAHHHHWWW!!!!!!!

Jennifer’s and Pumps’s wisdom is my Trump’s America survival pocketbook. The most unglued and mad as a hatter individuals may not be 100% curable but are treatable. I absolutely constitute their discernment as professional advice and will not consult with any other white-collar individuals. Carry on.

My partner listens to you all the time. Over the past few months, I've heard more and more of you all and initially couldn't stand all the complaining. I used to dread when he played you in the car or around the house because I see enough negativity in my career as a nurse. Then, I slowly started enjoying the commentary and even looking forward to our common and agreeable grievances in this podcast. I now actively seek you guys out on my own and cling to your support of relationships like mine and all other LGBTQ+ in these visceral and trying times. I am now a self-proclaimed Gaytriot and actively recommend you to my friends. Thank you for being a twisted light in this ever-worsening "Trump's" America. CAW-CAWWWW. 🦅🏳️‍🌈

Two sane and funny voices calling out in the fog of Trumps dumb and getting dumber America. A+

Thank you Jen and Pumps for bringing us a good laugh in some of the darkest of days.

These two biddies harp on and on about shrieking toddlers, bratty kids and enabling parents. You may ask yourself why they furrow those botoxed brows into such school marmish pretzels; alas I have the answer!! They see and discuss the biggest, tantruming toddler dumping his filthy diaper all over our government, constitution and country and now he has added another spoiled titty baby to his playpen to double down on the destruction. The biddies are trying to keep other parents from raising such monsters. There should be an award for such philanthropy. They are the bestest biddie buddies ever!

These ladies are my life raft in “Trump’s” America. Thank you for speaking loud and making me laugh through the last 15 years … I mean days.

Found these wonderful hags on Maxwell Frost's IG story, I was intrigued by what sounded like two white southern women who were.... wait, liberals? and listened to the episode about the giant black nutcrackers and have been smitten ever since. I had to show my progressive White Gen Z boyfriend and it's become one of our favorite errands day listens and is garunteed to make us laugh. I love listening to a fellow interior designer who is a raging lib, Jen and my dream I'm manifesting for pumps is to date Senator Chris Murphy from Connecticut or at least for them to have him on the show, (he's single). Anyway, thank you 2 for getting us through these rough times with humor and grace. A patriot from Pennsylvania, Olivia

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I grew up as a Mormon and y’all’s take on the need for milt kids and the celestial kingdom are close, and it was Joseph Smith not John pumps. lol🤣🤣🤣

Profane and profound is a great combination. Keep it up and bring us joy and sanity. By the way- I would buy that TShirt!

I am a new gaytriot however I feel like I’ve been in the cult founded by lady blessica and her elderly friend matron meat curtains esq for years! it’s refreshing to have the same feeling that the LuLaRoe ladies felt. While the gals are not forcing us to sell leggings (thou i think mee-maw would to meet lesbians), they are selling us life lessons, how to fight against the keyboard warriors and most of all show love, wit, sarcasm and sass in uncertain times. keep fighting the good fight. you have a new convert to the church of bless and meat. as the good lord said, “say it forget it, write it regret it.” keep spreading the word ladies and thanks for the smiles and laughs.

Jenn, Pumps, and Kathy (ha!) I’ve been listening for a few years and find your humor, personalities, and content exhilarating, informative, and hilarious! I’m always finding “I’ve had it’s” daily! I am a teacher, so I find them a lot! I needed to list a few things I’ve had it with: 1. Mama heart (I know yall have had it with that too) 2. When an influencer or someone online refers to objects such as a purse, couch, pretty vase, or something thrifted as “she” as in “look how beautiful she is” they aren’t human. The object is an “it”and 3. I’ve had it with “son-in-love” or “daughter -in-love”. Just call them in laws! Thanks for letting me share! Thank you all for the fun! Keep up the good work. Amy in New Orleans

Every Wednesday night, I go to my sister’s house and we have dinner with a side of this podcast. We are never not laughing not only from the subject matters at hand, but also from the vocabulary that you both have. Words like halitosis made us piss our pants. It’s hard out here in Trump’s America, but boy do you two put a smile on our faces. As a fellow patriot, I understand my duty to stand up for the gaytriots and theytriots of our country. And you know what I’ve had it with? The absurd and outright LAZINESS that has struck the country. People are lazy, careless, and can’t seem to have a conversation without staring into outer space. LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU. Ok those are my petty grievances. BYE PUMPS AND JENNIFER!

So as a woman who consistently has said over the past couple of decades “I’ve had it with…” I am so happy to have a tribe of people that share my love of petty grievances. I mean seriously- I have been a nurse for about 20 years and the list of things I have had it with could wrap the globe a few times over- and that’s just about healthcare and patients in general. Ladies thank you for making me feel seen and understood for the first time in years. Your podcast has been a true light in a world full of orange glow sticks. I look forward to your book and hope I get to see you ladies one day in your adventures! Kindly with snark and class- Megan

I’ve been tapping the vein since 2023 but have only listened on Apple Podcasts, I haven’t watched the episodes on YouTube. I always thought the clap at the beginning was Pumps snapping one of those director action/cut clapperboards. I came across a YouTube reel where I saw Pumps clapped with her hands instead and was astounded. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize, but love the show and these ladies nonetheless!

Ladies, I usually listen to your show while I’m driving to work and there’s a reason for that, I need your sarcastic, dry , liberal humor to start my day the right way but……………. The last 3 weeks I found my self listening to see if I would ever be able to laugh again, but what did you do …….. on your last episode you talked about how your dogs are way more important then anyone in your life and I couldn’t agree more. With this episode, I found my self laughing while crying at the same time. I lost my precious little angel on 1/17/25, my little Frenchie “Taco “🥹. As a Frenchie mom, I just wanted to thank you for making me smile during the worst time of my life. Please keep doing what you’re doing, you never know when one of us just needs to smile to feel normal again. Thank you 🙏🏼.

Love love love this podcast!! I also loved watching them on Sweet Home. What ever happened to your other friend that was on the show?

Ladies with a wicked sense of humor, common sense and basic human decency.

I listen while walking every morning in the early morning darkness. Hope, you two are bringing hope that we are not alone. Thank you.

These two are the only reason I laugh some day’s with everything that is going on in the world. So thank y’all for doing what you do it means a lot to me that there are women like you standing up for queer people like me. when pumps finally decides to come out tell her to reach out and I can give her some tips 😂😂

i have been listening to yall for a few months now and i decided to start from the beginning. i just listened to an episode where you talked about nose picking and if i didnt love you ladies before, now i love u even more. i don’t want to label myself as the nose picker reviewer BUT im tired of people pretending they dont pick their noses. blowing ur nose doesn’t get the boogers out. anyways love yall for being so real keep pickin

So Elizabeth Holmes was the inspiration for this weeks episode. I love you two and i won’t hold it against two gay icons! Also Pumps has inspired me to continue my law school journey and I’ll be taking the lsat in June ❤️ Yours in daily annoyance, - Khyle

If you like make up, well this is the podcast for you!! As a lesbian who rarely wears makeup, I have learned what not to do. For example, if you’re gonna wear the cheeto colored make-up, BLEND IT! Jennifer makes a very important point to call this terrible atrocity that is happening. Why aren’t more of us talking about this? Thank you Jennifer and Pumps! Keep fighting the good fight

These two broads will roll up on you, open the van door, and show you their puppies. You will hop in these power dog mom’s white van so fast your head will spin. Don’t panic! Once you hear Kathy’s honeyed, ethereal voice, you’ll be in a euphoric state and immediately feel safe. They’ll start with all of their petty grievances that you immediately realize bring comfort to your soul. You’ll hear a jet stream of stories regarding hangers & saggin’ dragons, eating Taco Bell on a stakeout in the drive-thru of an open bank, 5 rehab stints, bragging of pickleball wins, and lots of meat curtain & 🍆 talk. Jenny’s husband, Josh, comes in so flaming hot he makes the gays jealous. He leaves you wanting more of their throuple relationship. After 37 minutes, you’ll realize how madly in love you are with Blessica, Princess Diana, Kiley, and sweet Seth. This is called Stockholm Syndrome! To Jenny and Pumps, thank you for your service!

Dearest Angelinapumpkintina, is there any chance you might be free the evening of April 28th? I’m a single dad and high school French teacher, and I got conned into chaperoning prom (again). Sounds awful right? Not when we’re taking bets on who’s gonna cry first! It is a people watching promiseland and it has never disappointed. Don’t stress, I can sneak your vape in. We can probably play it off as the “fog machine,” too. The theme is “Casino Royale”, and I’ve seen these math grades, you could take home a nice little profit, too. We can probably achieve that in about 30 minutes and then we’re out. My mom will want pictures, but she’s cool. Corsage included. @en_marchant_au_hasard

Given the current political climate in 2025 did I, a gaytriot who plays pickleball and is also a divorced family law lawyer (without meat curtains, I hope), think a podcast that boasts America’s legal eagle and the Steffi Graf of the tennis / pickleball worlds would exist? Forty plus episodes and a Patreon subscription later, I can thank TikTok for having these Hope Diamonds show up in my feed a few weeks ago. With show merch en route and a renewed lease on 2025 despite Cheeto taking office, all I can say is that #Blessica, Meemaw and Kathy are the wind beneath my wings. CaCawwwwww!

HI my mommy meat flaps, 24 year old Gen Z here from the state of NJ! My family is very republic. My mom doesn’t listen to pods, she’s super moderate but still votes republican. I demanded she listens to this pod. Need my OKC mothers to sway her. Love yall so much.

I hate to admit how long I’ve listened to the podcast before finally writing a review. It only took me a year of Jessica berating me at the end of each episode to muster up the courage to write this. I can’t get enough of this podcast. I’m currently still catching up on old episodes and I am dreading the day that I have to wait a week to hear a new one. #rockhardcockchats #girlplease

I stumbled upon their TikTok channel. I saw that they had a podcast and I thought I would give it a whirl. Within the first five minutes, I learned that we had something in common. Ill behaved frenchies. Mine, Francois Pierre aka Frankie is a menace. I knew I was home. Between the dog, the well placed F bombs and distaste for current politics… I was home. I can’t wait to go back and listen to the others now.

I enjoyed this podcast, but recently it has become increasingly hypocritical and it has started to bother me. The constant references to aggressive capitalism destroying the environment, countries and peoples lives is hard to take from two women that have a podcast that advertises every product, internet service and cosmetic item ( I do agree that this is a problem). Yet they continue to fly around the country doing shows, hiring drivers shopping in Italy, New York and Paris. It is a little hard to take a lecture from these two ladies. I hope you try to improve your messaging. Thank you

Can’t get enough of Jen and Pumps! Kathy too! Many thanks from a 48 year old white lady loudmouth living in the rural Midwest who has HAD IT.

Dear Jen and Pumps, for years now I’ve said, both to others and to myself as I observe the shenanigans of my hometown citizens that “I’m surrounded by idiots”. Once Trump started his political ambitions, that notion was only clarified ten fold as I watched said hometown idiots froth at the mouth in support. This relatively small town north of Pittsburgh is Butler, Pa. If that rings a bell, it’s because this is where Trumps first assignation attempt was made, so that should paint a good picture of what I’m surrounded with here. I’d like to thank you for your voices of sanity and appropriate outrage. I like to save up episodes to listen to in the car and while I’m forced to intermingle with the people… you help balance out the insanity. And if I happen to look like a psycho while I’m laughing to myself or snort laugh at some random wise crack coming through my ear buds, all the better. It helps keep the crazy people away. Keep up the good fight, your antics are appreciated more than you know.

As a Black OBGYN working in the blue state of Washington, I am dealing with the onslaught of women looking for reproductive care and freedoms not allowed in neighboring states. I love your podcast! And even though you are preaching to the choir, I want you to keep preaching and I’ll keep singing loud and proud! Thank you ladies for your work and the laughs! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️