Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

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Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks

Recent Episodes
  • The Valley: S2 E9 (Part 2): Scrotox & Schotskis
    Jun 11, 2025 – 40:48
  • The Valley: S2 E9 (Part 1): Scrotox & Schotskis
    Jun 11, 2025 – 46:18
  • Hollywood Cringe: Leto, Swift and Cyrus!
    Jun 10, 2025 – 34:57
  • Bored AF: They Can't All Be Gems
    Jun 9, 2025 – 51:45
  • AJLT: S3 E2 (Part 2): Eye Roll Emoji
    Jun 6, 2025 – 48:36
  • AJLT: S3 E2 (Part 1): Eye Roll Emoji
    Jun 6, 2025 – 51:49
  • The Valley: S2 E8 (Part 2): We're All Over Janets
    Jun 4, 2025 – 46:17
  • The Valley: S2 E8 (Part 1): We're All Over Janets
    Jun 4, 2025 – 47:07
  • Hollywood Cringe: Swift, Ozzy and Corey Feldman?
    Jun 3, 2025 – 32:09
  • Bored AF: Pee Wee, It's Complicated
    Jun 2, 2025 – 47:23
  • AJLT: S3 E1: And Just Like...HAT
    May 30, 2025 – 01:10:35
  • The Valley: S2 E7 (Part 2): PTSDanny
    May 28, 2025 – 40:12
  • The Valley: S2 E7 (Part 1): PTSDanny
    May 28, 2025 – 45:01
  • Hollywood Cringe: Taylor, Britney and Chrissy T
    May 27, 2025 – 36:54
  • The Valley: S2 E6 (Part 2): Danny Darko
    May 21, 2025 – 42:05
  • The Valley: S2 E6 (Part 1) Danny Darko
    May 21, 2025 – 44:54
  • Hollywood Cringe: Taylor Swift, Diddy and Nicole Kidman
    May 21, 2025 – 44:59
  • The Valley: S2 E5 (Part 2): The Grapes of Wrath
    May 14, 2025 – 47:27
  • The Valley: S2 E5 (Part 1): Grapes of Wrath
    May 14, 2025 – 45:01
  • Hollywood Cringe: Weinstein, Lively and Aniston
    May 13, 2025 – 35:07
  • Crazy Clatyon News: Guest Dave Neal
    May 12, 2025 – 01:03:25
  • The Valley: S2 E4 (Part 2): Douche McGoosh
    May 7, 2025 – 49:41
  • The Valley: S2 E4 (Part 1): Douche McGoosh
    May 7, 2025 – 47:07
  • Hollywood Cringe: Tom Cruise, Jen Aniston and Diddy
    May 6, 2025 – 34:55
  • The Valley: S2 E3 (Part 2): There's No Crying at Dave & Busters
    Apr 30, 2025 – 44:31
  • The Valley: S2 E3 (Part 1): There's No Crying at Dave & Busters
    Apr 30, 2025 – 46:35
  • Hollywood Cringe: Did Travis Kelce Unfollow Ryan Reynolds?
    Apr 28, 2025 – 31:19
  • The Valley: S2 E2 (Part 2): That Guy From Baywatch
    Apr 23, 2025 – 50:45
  • The Valley: S2 E2 (Part 1): That Guy From Baywatch
    Apr 23, 2025 – 45:30
  • Hollywood Hoedown: Co-caint?
    Apr 22, 2025 – 31:47
  • The Valley: S2 E1 (Part 2): You've Been Over Served
    Apr 17, 2025 – 35:03
  • The Valley: S2 E1 (Part 1): You've Been Over Served
    Apr 17, 2025 – 40:01
  • RHOBH: S14 Reunion 3 (Part 2): Say No to the Photo!
    Apr 16, 2025 – 45:38
  • RHOBH: S14 Reunion 3 (Part 1): Say No to the Photo!
    Apr 16, 2025 – 47:51
  • Gossip Roundup: Mickey Rourke, Brit Brit, Mick Jagger
    Apr 15, 2025 – 36:35
  • RHOBH: S14 Reunion 2 (Part 2): Those Texts!
    Apr 10, 2025 – 52:10
  • RHOBH: S14 Reunion 2 (Part 1): Those Texts!
    Apr 10, 2025 – 44:21
  • Hollywood Weekly Roundup: Russel Brand, Bill Murray
    Apr 8, 2025 – 47:53
  • RHOBH: S14 Reunion 1 (Part 2): Mean Girls
    Apr 2, 2025 – 43:50
  • RHOBH: S14 Reunion (Part 1): Mean Girls
    Apr 2, 2025 – 51:01
  • Hollywood Weekly Roundup: Morgan Wallen and More
    Apr 1, 2025 – 32:05
  • RHOBH: S14 E17 (Part 2): What Are You On?
    Mar 26, 2025 – 38:49
  • RHOBH: S14 E17 (Part 1): What Are You On?
    Mar 26, 2025 – 41:24
  • Bachelor Grant: S28 E8 (Part 2): It's the Final Rose
    Mar 25, 2025 – 49:58
  • Bachelor Grant: S28 E8 (Part 1): It's the Final Rose
    Mar 25, 2025 – 51:09
  • Hollywood Roundup: TikTok Star Exposes Comic and More!
    Mar 23, 2025 – 52:14
  • RHOBH: S14 E16 (Part 2): Achy Brokey Boat
    Mar 19, 2025 – 40:43
  • RHOBH: S14 E16 (Part 1): Achy Brokey Boat
    Mar 19, 2025 – 46:07
  • Bachelor Grant: S28 E8 (Part 2): Fantasy not so Suites
    Mar 18, 2025 – 48:39
  • Bachelor Grant: S28 E8 (Part 1) Fantasy not so Suites
    Mar 18, 2025 – 42:41
Recent Reviews
  • Tufts 1
    OBSESSED WITH THIS PODCAST
    I had never heard of these girls until someone on one of my other podcasts mentioned their recaps of AJLT. They say exactly what my friends and I are feeling. I wa going to opt out of the series, but decided to stay in just to keep hearing their hllarious takes on the show. If you are hate watching, this is the podcast for you!
  • Matilda911
    Terrible
    Stefanie has a terrible laugh that once you hear, you can’t stop noticing. It’s a spasm-like, stilted freakish sound. Their content is also trash. Stefanie thinks she is funny but her jokes are tired and unoriginal. Avoid his podcast, and all of Stefanie’s, like the plague.
  • ErinErikson
    Unfiltered Takes Are Why We Listen
    Guys - it’s “JanFan.” C’mon. I look forward to all of Stephanie and Cecily’s podcasts. Are they always super accurate? No and that’s not why I listen. Are they typical LA Liberals? Yes as are most podcasts based in LA. Get over it, they produce a lot of content and they’re both funny. If you want literal recaps of every second of a specific reality show those exist and aren’t entertaining.
  • TT 2point0
    Love the podcast
    I like the podcast. I don’t watch the shows so I appreciate that Stephanie presents a full recap and goes through scene by scene. It does get annoying that Cecely constantly moves on but I like that Stephanie keeps it on track.
  • pinacoloda
    Luv!
    Like being in a room and hearing ur girlfriends gab! My fave pod!
  • Subiedoo66
    Terrible
    The Valley recaps are inaccurate and whiny. I had to tap out after 5 minutes.
  • whiskeyteacup
    Loved the pod as Rose Pricks
    The podcast was at its peak with Ronnie and Stefanie! Endless laughter and Ronnie’s hilarious impressions. Angel was a great cohost, and I love Cecily too! I listen for the snarky Bachelor content and unfortunately the pod has turned into random reality shows I don’t enjoy and bad uninformed takes on Hollywood gossip, so I don’t listen to the pod as much. I’ll stay for Bachelor content and Cecily’s takes but skipping the other episodes.
  • Hgiels1956
    Mixed feelings
    On one hand, I generally enjoy their Bachelor commentary and some of the deserved snark against the show. However, they veer on judgy meanness and even a bit of misogyny in their commentary about women on the show sometimes. While I know this pod is described as a roast, they often mock people (other women) in an attempt to be funny and I mostly find myself cringing at how mean it comes off. This is despite describing themselves progressive and feminist.
  • uber bites 222
    Love Everything About Cecily and Stefanie! ❤️
    Cecily and Stefanie bring infinite amounts of laughter and joy to my life on a weekly basis. They’re just both so smart, witty, funny, and hilarious beyond words to the point where we have “My Wife, The Car” references on a Bachelor final rose recap. They deserve all the praise for the hilarity they bring us all each week. I couldn’t go another week without putting some poorly worded, not nearly close to enough recognition into a review ❤️. Long story short, you are both the best Cecily and Stefanie 💜💜!!
  • Dana_HS
    Yes
    Yes you are my favorite podcast !!
  • jenste
    On the fence
    Love the Bachelor recaps but not the Real Housewives. They r so biased towards their favorites that they fail to see the other side. They are so mean to whoever is not their favorite.
  • CoachM56
    Cecily
    Cecily is absolutely hilarious . She’s judgy but not in a mean way. It’s hard to explain but she has it figured out . Steph is funny but she comes off as judgy in a mean, too serious way . She takes it too far sometimes. You can tell even Cecily finds it off putting at times. Another review said stop saying macro note and I have to agree . Very pointless
  • DJGattaNera
    Support Women
    You make weird and mean assumptions about Zoe. Usually I can deal with your snark but your comments this episode and the next veered on the level of mean girls. That mafia stuff was inappropriate and unnecessary.
  • Jierlo
    Liberal
    Last week they called Julianna a “Trumper” Not too many Trumpers out there with nose rings! Haha. Made fun of Dina’s looks. Tearing women down. Not so much Cecily doing this but Stephanie ( is that her name?) is the worst.
  • samtha3133
    Beat recaps
    Edit to add: YES, pls recap Denise Richard’s show! You two do the best recaps ever. So happy you guys finally recapped the Valley-so good! The Brittany impersonation is the best Lol Edit—LOVE that you’re recapping the Golden Bachelorette and OC You two are hilarious EDIT—can you pls stop saying ‘Macro note’? So much? It feels like it’s said before every major thought and it makes no sense
  • katweb20
    Pascal
    He IS enjoying his breakup with Joan. She never saw it coming. Very typical of men who like him are serial dating. The more she hurts, the more he gets a rush. Also they choose attractive women.
  • kcskiz
    Macro-no
    I love you both, but can you please stop saying “macro-note” just say it, thank you!
  • Lauramacky
    I had to stop!
    That snake story was freaky!!
  • Texasgolfgirl
    Fun escape y’all!
    Love to escape into your podcasts which bring me joy. Especially when y’all go off on tangents and trips down memory lane to the 80s and 90s and Texas (Dallas lady here). Great banter about these silly shows that I can’t stop watching 🤪!
  • TClaire1123
    Makes cry-laugh every episode!
    Soooo funny! Their improv is 100/100!! I love how their brains work!! I don’t get how they do it… just hysterical. Love them so much!
  • Topazsnuggles
    So funny
    Omg I’m stunned at the hateful reviews it’s like are the reviews by bots or something?? Love these ladies, they always make me laugh and I enjoy all the different things they bring to the pod. Sending you love and support!!
  • NeesyG
    Doesn’t Matter
    This is the worse podcast ever .. bunch of mean girls !! Hateful rude moderator in group page. This went down hill when Ronnie left! Will never listen again! Stephanie HATING Trump fans is so sickening GROW UP!!
  • Liddycent
    Best recap!
    I love the RHOC recaps. Even more than watch what crappens.
  • Danazal
    😑
    I’m a fan of Stefanie, but I find she frequently spreads misinformation. Please check your facts before saying something that could harm someone’s reputation. Cecily makes me laugh nonstop. P.S.-please stop talking politics. I don’t think that’s why people tune in to the show.
  • ram0513
    HACKS
    Awful. Stef is the worst
  • Us1244589668
    I am dumber for having listen to this
    Do these ladies know you don’t have to complain about everything?
  • SuebobD
    I listen to this show more than I watch Bachelor shows
    Stephanie and Cecily are so funny that I don’t even have to watch the Bachelor shows. I just listen to them and laugh the whole time.
  • Keepn-it-real
    Hacky
    Is it supposed to be funny? Stef is an idiot
  • Dharmaamy
    Where have I been
    This podcast checks all my boxes. I’m here for the right reasons. You are my people! ( And it’s my first year in the bachelor world.)
  • Carkeys2016
    An old time fave
    I’ve been listening to Steph since she had this podcast with the guy from watch what crappens. Cecily is such an improvement. I will always love this podcast. They give the best opinions. If you love reality tv this is an amazing podcast to add. Forever a favorite.
  • Quandi
    Horrible
    They are a couple of mean girls who love to complain when there is nothing to complain about. They are neither funny or smart.
  • Lachattenoir
    Unsubscribe unless you want non stop complaining
    Stephanie is so negative on every single episode, it’s become impossible to listen to this podcast. I’m sorry for Cecile for being dragged down by Stephanie, but there are too many truly funny recaps of the Bachelor out there to waste time on this one.
  • Greendog27
    Entertaining show
    Team Garcielle! Sorry Stephanie
  • Dinalish
    Wow. Could not be more annoying
    The shrill of their annoying voices I freaking can’t take one more minute. Good grief chicks- GET A GRIP, you guys are beyond gross.
  • Joyebird007
    Misogynist women
    Listened to one episode and that’s one too many. How do women have these views on other women this day and age? Victim blaming? Cool. Must be part of that insane swath of old white women voting for Trump. So sad they have nothing else to do. Podcasting isn’t for everyone.
  • Notateenager
    Nope
    Tried to listen and had to stop very early in because I was getting upset.
  • Kirby022
    Don’t have the facts right
    I can’t listen because the facts are not right and the ladies are very rude.
  • rholpo
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Loved you two with Pat & Dylan!
  • Tahiti333
    Catch up!
    Love the show, but you are wayyyyyyyy behind on Love is blind… we are 6 episodes in! They don’t give one a week, they gave us 6 to start, next week 3, etc. We will have seen 9 shows when you do a podcast of show 2. Can’t listen to shows this far back. Catch up, please.
  • jsteele217
    Hard listen
    Tbh they are so unaware of how the show is made that their takes are often just incorrect and end up being really rude. I liked this show for a while but it’s become hard to listen to. Overall, these women are ignorant and rude and try to pass it off as comedy. Not funny.
  • RSF1234567
    Terrible Ads Transitions - great show otherwise
    Girls! love the show but the ads are so bad and intrusive! They cut you off mid sentence - and the ads are the worst! Five stars still for an otherwise so so fun pod with great hosts!
  • Centralcoast33!
    Golden bachelor?
    Isn’t this a podcast about the bachelor? It is after all about roses being given out…Rosepricks? We would love a podcast about the original shows. Even if the cast is older
  • Willythepitbull
    Did you even watch the show?
    Horrible. The hosts don’t even have the basic facts of the Natalia Grace doc and just guess or gloss over details.
  • stevenscold
    Natalia Grace recap is baaad
    Why recap the show if you don’t watch it or don’t pay attention when you do watch it? I just can’t with all of the factual errors I keep hearing. Your commentaries are usually spot on but with this show it’s clear you couldn’t care less about talking intelligently about it. It’s super frustrating for the listener when you get even the most basic and even the major facts wrong. It’s very hard to listen to and is not funny. Further it damages your credibility as podcasters.
  • LC_0608
    Too many discrepancies
    Hi! I want to start by saying that I enjoy listening to your Bachelor recaps and I’ve been listening for a few years at this point. I saw that y’all recapped The Curious Case of Natalia Grace, which I was excited about because that was a wild ride. However, I became frustrated with the amount of discrepancies between what really happened (or what the docuseries showed) vs y’all’s retelling of it. It got to a point where I just couldn’t listen anymore. It made me question if y’all even really paid attention or watched it. To give some examples for just part 2: they didn’t take her phone until the second apartment but shortly gave it back because CPS had started following them again. Then there was Jacob who went to Canada at 14 because a university asked him to attend in order to receive his masters and not a chess tournament?? Another one was Natalia was receiving food stamps and social security but the SS checks were going to Michael and he claimed he was using the money for her rent, bills, etc. the family that took her in used Natalia’s food stamp money and Natalia changed who received the SS check to that woman. I know there was a couple from part 1 as well. I’m not one to write reviews and I acknowledge this was unsolicited feedback. I want to keep listening to y’all because I agree with most of y’all’s opinions about things. Even if I don’t agree, I appreciate and consider differing perspectives. Moreover, I also want to hear accuracy.
  • Run1232324
    Frustrating!
    I tried listening to a couple of the Natalia Grace episodes, but I couldn't stomach it. One of the podcast hosts had only watched one of the six episodes of the series while trying to talk about it. In the third episode, they had a bunch of facts wrong. For example, they were mixed up on whose lawyer was whose and also on what the expert was testifying about. Take notes and get your facts straight! Also, I don't find this podcast funny at all.
  • Yland Yland 2
    Favorite Bachelor podcast
    I loved your reference to Emily Kimberly (from the movie Tootsie) in this week’s podcast. That was so funny and so spot on! I laugh out loud to your Bachelor recaps. Keep them coming! I listen to a handful of Bachelor podcasts and this is the first one I look for every week. There’s an easy dialogue between you two and so, so funny!
  • LR1178
    Stepanie really likes to divide her audience
    It’s so sad, I used to love this show and laugh so much. Stepanie has become bitter and keeps bringing up politics. She can’t see anything going around her in the world and can’t fathom people having different opinions than her. For a group that spouts tolerance, she sure as heck can’t tolerate people with different views. So sad. Grow up.
  • Mom-of-two-turkeys
    Great perspectives on VPR
    I love the VPR episode recaps and your perspectives about it. Keep it up ladies! I hope you recap the reunion too. ♥️
  • danjarooous
    Love is blind
    Micah’s teeth remind me of Emily Maynard from the Bachelor. Is that who you’re thinking of?
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