Groceries!

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Everything you ever wanted to know about the place we all buy food. From cotton candy grapes to who Mary is and why she’s “gone crackers," comedians Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi have all the answers you never know you needed.

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  • Amendr
    Season 4?
    Not even available to tier one subscribers.
  • teachmetoveggie
    Beans!
    I screamed when Steve of Rancho Gordo mentioned Groceries! at the beginning of the Bean Club Town Hall this quarter! Worlds collide!!! Thank you for this lovely podcast that convinced me to sign up for bean club and always makes me laugh. It’s a gas!
  • alicem9654
    Love this
    Took notes during the Zabars episode before a trip to NYC 💕 Bryan the TVs were off!!!! I was so disappointed but is Zabar’s now a perfect 10??
  • itsdavie
    Yay food!
    From the store!
  • Lunarelephant
    Zabar's more like heyyyyybars
    Bryan. You have no idea how it warms my Jewish heart to hear you talk about all the delicious "Jewish food" you got from Zabar's. I love it and I'm now so hungry and am looking at plane tickets to New York !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • treeenuh
    Boom Chicka Pop❣️
    Truly a divine gift from two fab hosts❤️ Listen to every single episode and fall in love with Groceries:The Dynasty of podcasts❣️yes I said Dynastyand I goddamn meant it. Now pour a cup of HighPoint coffee and enjoy the deep rich flavor
  • Kingofmycountry
    How does it work?!
    You’d look and see a podcast about groceries and think, “ummmmmm what?” But this is worth it. I’m 🤣
  • Aislyn P
    What is the opposite of misaphonia?
    Because I have that, I could listen to Erin and Bryan munch on bizarre snacks all day. I’m sure many feel differently as it happens minimally now… but I love this pod, 10/10 cotton candy grapes.
  • alexa-s
    best soundtrack in the aisles
    the podcast i try to listen to exclusively while grocery shopping. you guys would LOVE stew leonard’s grocery store — there’s a few in the NYC suburbs! 🐄 🐔 🐷 for a little bit of a sneak preview: there is a parking lot petting zoo and on-site ice cream at some locations!
  • mlrasche
    LOLing in public @ Groceries!
    Please tell me there will be more episodes of this podcast!!! At least once per episode (usually more) I literally laugh out loud and sometimes get a fit of giggles! You simply must go to Jungle Jim's in Cincinnati- they have massive international departments with little rooms for each country, and everything else under the sun. Jungle Jim's is more than a grocery store, it's a destination. 10/5 stars for this podcast and 10/10 cotton candy grapes for Jungle Jim's! ✌️💚🛒
  • handstandtrek
    Funny and insightful
    Love it. I’m listening to Erewhon episode, though, and you keep saying that Erewhon is ‘ Nowhere’ spelled backwards, but that is not true, the ‘w’ and ‘h’ are mixed up. INSTEAD, the name ‘Erewhon’ comes from the the 1873 satirical novel “Erewhon” by Samuel Butler where individuals in the novel live in a utopia and are responsible for their own health. It is an anagram of ‘nowhere’
  • Wyorob
    Yippee
    I truly love grocery shopping and this is my happy spot…. Can I be a guest????
  • Channel No 5
    Mini carts all day
    I give this pod is 10/10 cotton candy grapes! Bryan and Erin are simply the best and I could listen to them debate soup can fonts and do Julia Child impressions allllll dayyyy long ♥️
  • MikeyMyke
    Why did this end???
    I know one season is locked behind a paywall for legal reasons buy why no more after that? This is literally the best most relaxing frivolous podcast and we need more!!
  • Ahhowle
    No Returns on this Podcast
    Ten out of ten cotton candy grapes, which I finally tried for the first time after years of hearing about them from this pod/Attitudes. High heels crossed for season four and beyond! 🤞🍇👠
  • succstobeewe
    You don’t know you needed this!
    Honestly, I don’t know how this is free content, it’s shockingly educational and delightfully funny! I would pay for it, and I have. I’m here for Pateron S3.
  • hateradio
    Québécois Trash Clowns in Peru
    This is the most bizarre cover image for a grocery podcast. Is this a photoshoot for glamour or food carnival 🎡 5/5
  • mariann&ziggy
    🙏
    This is the best podcast ever, please don’t ever stop making it!!! 🛒❤️
  • brrrnanners
    Absurdly good. Better than anything about groceries has any business being.
    Look, hearing Bryan eat is the worst thing I have ever experienced and I AM HOMELESS. But everything else makes up for it. He and Erin are the best in podcasting and I laugh during every single show. Love love love. This and Attitudes are pure magic. Fan for life.
  • Hoot262
    Front End Drama
    Lol I love you guys The front end is the cashiers, service desk, etc There is drama everywhere you work. I thought when I became a respiratory therapist and worked in the med center in Houston there’d be no more drama! I worked retail all through college…it’s all the same! Except there are no cotton candy grapes in the NICU(the preemies will choke 🫣)
  • unicorn h0rns
    Oh My kebler Fudge stripes Gah
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
  • ex tex melissa
    Bring your own bags!
    Celery carrots 🛒 milk eggs make a list
  • faucetface78
    Watch your food walk the runway
    The very best podcast in the whole entire world!
  • eccabex
    Hooray for Season 2!!!
    I cannot even describe the happiness in my heart when I saw season 2 of Groceries on my feed. I love listening to Bryan and Erin. 10 cotton candy grapes!!!🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇
  • BrooklynDV
    I nearly fell out of my chair for Season 2
    Really, this is a spin-off of Attitudes (formerly Throwing Shade) podcast… but it’s so so so good. It’s funny, it’s full of interesting trivia, and the tangents are ::chefs kiss::
  • KH_NY
    👠🧁🍤🌮🍟
    This podcast is a 10 / 10. I’ve been listening to Attitudes for years and this bonus pod is so calming, especially given the hard topics covered on Attitudes. This feels like a comedic, soothing version of QVC or a YouTube review video. Love it!
  • MICAHMANN
    YAY!!!!
    Season 2 is HERE! ❤️❤️❤️
  • Brianep
    Bring us more groceries !
    Please dears. More episodes 🙏🛒🥗🍆🥔🫑
  • Sarasba777
    We have a soup bar. 🍇👠🧀🥣
    This show is the best. If you’re in a bad mood, throw on an old episode and it’ll cheer you right up in no time. 10/10 cotton candy grapes! Erin and Bryan, if you guys like soup, please come out and come on down to Horrocks market in Lansing, Michigan. Formerly a farmers market- now a gelateria, greenhouse, beer garden, food truck destination, bakery, pizzeria, with a CHEESE CAVE and a hot soup bar. You can buy a cup of coffee or a beer and walk around with it in your shopping cart. You can buy a three feet long bag of popcorn or a freshly made cupcake as big as your head. Take a gummy, head to Horrocks, and wander around in amazement and terror before spending way too much on dairy products and bulk olive oil. It’s like a Midwestern amusement park, but for food. I promise that you will not be disappointed!
  • jessica fig
    my favorite
    groceries is my therapy, service animal, anti-anxiety meds all in one. nothing is more relaxing than this podcast. only one suggestion: less history/background of the stores and more of what you buy there!
  • tots239
    five out of five cotton candy grapes
    pls i'm begging you to go to publix and get a chicky tendy sub also morton williams in NY love you mean it
  • podcastlover141414
    Disagree on pretty much all…
    Disagree on pretty much all their political views, I’m looking at you Erin, but I do love the show for everything else. But seriously, it’s so much better when you leave the politics out of it, especially when the country is an inflation ridden circus at this point.
  • jmag443
    🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
    🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔
  • towskiiii
    🙏🙏🙏
    👁💋👁 👠👠
  • proverbialwaste
    Retards
    Lol from one Jew to another, Liza traeger ur a mf idiot re:Bernie…. Imagine thinking Hillary is not Lucifer incarnate…..
  • I love Nick J<333
    10/10
    Can’t wait to slip into my high heel shoe (chairs) and hit up a new grocery store! Thanks Erin and Brian!
  • Melissa Budzak
    Best
    All the best takes on every store
  • valfresno
    So Excited it’s Back!
    Love these two! This is just funny and fun.
  • billnye05
    So excited for season 3!!👠👠
    Sit back in your high heel shoe chair and luxuriate in a brand new season of groceries! Right at the top of the list of best podcasts ever! Have you seen Lucky Charms sells just the marshmallows by themselves now?? They’re amazing! Put em in your ice cream, cereals, grilled cheese sandwiches, pasta sauce, or just float them on your cosmo in your high heel shoe chair shaped martini glass! Girl. You need this podcast in your life girl! Huge fan of both hosts! Keep up the amazing work! 👠😍
  • TheFruitiestPebble
    So good!
    5 food emojis out of 5! These two make anything entertaining!
  • Jabba Leia
    👠FINALLY MADE IT RANCHO GORDO BEAN CLUB 👠
    After hearing Erin and Bryan talk about the Rancho Gordo Bean Club, I HAD to sign up. After A YEAR AND A HALF, I am elated to announce that I received an email invite to join this premier bean subscription club. Thank you Groceries Podcast, for making me excited about being on an exclusive bean list and for opening up my world. Wow!
  • amandimalia
    👠💘🍇
    I had no idea I needed a podcast about grocery stores but here we are. Love this show, somehow simultaneously wholesome and irreverent! I enjoy it even more as a long-time listener of Attitudes! podcast, since some of Bryan & Erin’s inside jokes make the crossover, but absolutely you won’t mind if you only listen to this show
  • Lauer D
    The BEST
    obsessed!
  • MelTuckA1
    Naming
    Father’s name: William Son’s name: William Jr. (“because who has the time” -Erin) The literal names of my husband and son. I died laughing because, sad, but true.
  • whit-nasty
    The podcast you never knew you needed!
    Is life too much sometimes? Well here is a podcast that can take your mind off of it.
  • marco dlc
    More
    We want more!
  • EEL-C
    Best and most needed podcast ever!!!
    I love this podcast so much and it was an untapped corner of the podcast universe. I can’t wait for more episode and it makes my whole day every time there’s a new episode.
  • Grosha Winfrey
    Yes. This is all I need!
    I 👏Love👏Groceries👏! I love grocery shopping more than any other kind of shopping- PERIOD. It is my favorite “chore.” Bryan and Erin’s reviews of their grocery runs is something I never knew I needed but is now everything I want in my life. I wish I didn’t find this at the very beginning because I can’t binge every episode one after the other and have to wait for new ones. 😫 💚
  • bsgrly4
    Fantastic!
    Love Erin and BrIan but I’ve had to take a break from Throwing Shade for my mental health reasons (the news is maddening). Happy to have these two back in my life with Groceries!
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